Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Greatness is the dream of youth realized in old age.
Middle age is when wherever you go on holiday you pack a sweater.
Old age is no place for sissies.
Just say, "I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience."
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.
